1. A guy who dupes in Minecraft
2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV
3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month
4. Smells weird
2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV
3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month
4. Smells weird
by Ohifell June 24, 2019
Get the Josemug. by Streetz10 April 24, 2017
Get the Josemug. Can be known as a dick or fuckboy. If you know or dated or dating a Jose leave and never turn back they will hurt you
by Michi_ August 11, 2016
Get the Josemug. 
A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...
The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.
by BeingHonestInMyDefinitions June 8, 2016
Get the Josemug. Some mexican bitch in a lowrider
by joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 1, 2011
Get the Josemug. by Brathsolus October 28, 2013
Get the Josemug.