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Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Hooter

A Hooter is a worker at Hooters. There's also a Hooter+ position, it is if you worked for Hooters for over 50 years, and if you worked as at least an assistant at Hooter Air. If you worked as a pilot or pilot's assistant, you'll get the position of a Classic Hooter.
My friend is a Hooter, he gets paid $30,000 USD a month.
by word definitioner April 12, 2022
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benny hooters

Benny Hooters is a gay German strip club which is based scattered around mainly in Germany but also Russia. The club is owned by Benny Hooter. The is open from 22:00 till 07:00. The club is known for its reckless behaviour and its party times at 3am.
by BennyHooter May 27, 2018
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Hooters

A restaurant that hires thicc women
I love hooters so I got up and fucked the woman at the register for 80% off my meal
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Hooters

1. Large breasts

2. The object used to inhale smoke from knife hits, usually of marijuana
1. "Duuude, look at those hooters on that girl"

2. "Where's the hooter, I wanna do some knife hits of this thc oil"
by Lmaookwhatever July 27, 2018
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hooter mooters

Hooter Mooters are big boobs, some real hongoladongers, true mommy milkers.
"dood that gurl has some real hooter mooters
by Ur Moms Side Piece January 22, 2023
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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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