golf wang

I’m 53 years old. I’ve been golfing all my life. I eat golf. I sleep golf. My wife get mad at me all I do is golf.

Somebody: "Thurnis, why you golf?"
Thurnis: "Because"

ODD WOLF

GOLF WANG

by thurnis June 3, 2011

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golf party

Generally refers to a type of party that takes place at college -- a group of people move from house to house (or dorm to dorm) throughout the night. Each stop is known as a "hole", hence the golf metaphor.

This is usually done to avoid the breakup of the party either by the police or campus security for underage drinking, noise violations, etc.

"Hey man, are you coming to the golf party? The first hole is at David's house."

by phibroptik March 16, 2008

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Golf Course

A seemingly acceptable place to say nigger out loud, and crack racist jokes.

Frank: Lets go play a round of golf at the Golf Course.

Tom: Sounds like a plan, its the only place where there ain't no niggers.

Frank: You bet Tommy ol' boy.

Tom: Boy do I love being racist.

by JP25 December 9, 2007

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golf ball

white dented spherical object designed to be smacked as hard as you can with an elongated titanium thing

john warren dropped his golf ball and i picked it up and he didnt even say thank you, cunt

by john_warren_is_a_cunt May 5, 2005

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Thug Golf

Done by pulling out while fucking and retreating a certain distance from the pussy. Participant then observes the situation in the same manner a golfer would before shooting or putting (for instance, lying in prone position on green to assess the break) in order to evaluate the fucking conditions, trajectory, and appropriate power. Once properly assessed participant moves back into position to take the shot. Par is established based on pussy tightness.

Damn man I was smashin this lil white ho last night and 10min in I decided to straight thug golf it, bitch was like a par 5.

by Tiger Thugs January 9, 2011

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