fuckening

When your day is going swellingly then something fucks up your day. fuck

Well my day got ruined when I experienced a fuckening

by spelljeff June 10, 2020

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 17, 2017

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!

What you yell at a Sikh walking on the sidewalk, preferably out the window of your pickup truck.

Me: *driving my pickup truck on a beautiful morning*
Sikh: *walking on sidewalk*
Me: "Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!"

by ButtkissFireAGun May 30, 2025

Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible

When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

by Eguyg May 9, 2021

The fuckening

When the City of Newark creates an ordinance that prevents UD students from having “unruly gatherings” of 4 or more people and restricts their ability to socialize

Are you going to the dage Saturday?

“No sorry, the fuckening is happening.”

by dage4lfe March 12, 2019

The Fuckening

The event of which sexual intercourse takes place, also known as The Fuckening. However if that act of sexual intercourse is done more than once with a singular person, then it shall be marked as The Fuckening 2 and so on.

Me and that chick totally did The Fuckening 2 last night!

by Dismal556 November 23, 2021