Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022

Fucken Boone

The homie that invite everyone over to kick it on a Friday night but then goes to sleep and doesn't answer yo calls!

Yo G, you should come over! Fam is coming at 7:00 and Bobby at 8........... At 6:30 when you call, Fucken Boone don't answer the chat. You show up at 7:30 and all the lights are off and the door is locked!

by YaHomieG April 17, 2022

Fuckening

The fuckening is the time of the month, when Lorox enters the class groupchat and sends a lot of fucked up shit. Usually non-school related stuff and disturbing memes and gifs.

Amadeus: Have you attended yesterday's fuckening?
Preter: Ah yes I have. Truly enlightening.
Amadeus: Indeed.

by timo15633144535362 March 28, 2021

Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible

When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

by Eguyg May 9, 2021

The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.

Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!

by Papiriki December 6, 2024