fuckening

When your day is going swellingly then something fucks up your day. fuck

Well my day got ruined when I experienced a fuckening

by spelljeff June 11, 2020

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 06, 2023

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 18, 2017

Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, this fucken car uplifted the lost souls men in Sauta, this fucken car brought hope to the dreams of black women as well. This fucken car is the DA to our ANC. The Helen to Our Jacob.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021

Fucken oats

A kiwism:)

I’ld Fuck with that,
Fucken oath.

Tom: my cock is 9 inches
Claire: fucken oats

by Xxxtripplex January 25, 2019

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 25, 2022

fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017