A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017
Get the Salty Fostermug. A man that gets with a woman a few months before tax season and stays with her till the end of April maybe May just to mooch off of her until she can give up Half her income tax return
by Kween Kellzzzz October 6, 2019
Get the foster niggamug. Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
Get the Foster Flopmug. When someone you invite to a group or event, (usually a female) hijacks said group or event for their own purposes or desires.
"Wait, Faith doesn't want to go to Maude's Cafe? We decided on that weeks ago!"
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."
by Hahayeah11 June 7, 2019
Get the Foster Effectmug. Brady Foster is blonde, has blue eyes and is a 230 pound *hunk* of pure protein. If you ever get the opportunity to exist in the presence of this absolute unit piece of man-meat consider yourself divinely blessed. He is described as dummy-thicc and an absolute manwhore who is down. for. anything.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
by Fan_Of_Brady_Foster April 11, 2022
Get the Brady Fostermug. by MrRm August 16, 2021
Get the Foster wifemug. by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018
Get the Arlene Fostermug.