Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009

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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme

When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.

"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"

by NoodleBoy July 30, 2008

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

double-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Throwing up double 4’s

Throwing up double 4’s in a picture is a way of showing your love and joy and dedication to the ways of Fortnite.

Wow did you see Kyle throwing up double 4’s he must be a pro Fortnite gamer!!

by Fortnitegamer420man69 June 20, 2022

Ukrainian Double Dip

Ukrainian Double Dipping: a sexual act consisting of ejaculating inside of a persons anal canal, then having them shit out the ejaculate into your mouth

“Hey jerry, sorry i’m late, Karen was giving a Ukrainian Double Dip in the gender neutral bathroom!”

by Hugh Janis 2 May 17, 2025