Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

Dirty Sanchez 2.0

The Dirty Sanchez 2.0 is much like the original Dirty Sanchez, except for the addition of a soul patch.

Did you gave me a Dirty Sanchez!?
No way. It was the Dirty Sanchez 2.0. See the soul patch?
Oh okay. That's cool

by Armando Nidy June 7, 2016

Dirty Sanchez 2.0

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull out, spit on her back(with your mouth), and when she turns around you cum on her upper lip and suprise her with a sticky mustache.

Dude, i gave your mom the best dirty sanchez 2.0 last night. She wasn't expecting it at all.

by GnarCore529 January 11, 2009

Dirty Sanchez Bastard

A derogatory term used only in the most extreme situations as to where you are yelling during an unrehearsed fit toward any communistic authority figure. i.e. a principal, president, boss, etc.

(Random conversation until random sighting of school principal.)
Brit: Freeman! You took away my freedom you Dirty Sanchez Bastard!!!

by Cody Bull March 25, 2007

Dirty Sanchez Martini

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

by Olive Maker November 10, 2008

Dirty Sanchez's Cousin

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around.

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around. this is a dirty sanchez's cousin

by Melon2345 April 26, 2010

dirty sanchez by proxy

Girl is riding you cowboy while friend is giving her anal. Friend pulls out and gives girl dirty sanchez which drizzles onto your upper lip.

You have to be there to receive a dirty sanchez by proxy.

by RudeeSanchez November 17, 2016