conrad’s penis

Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white

Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!

by Fjcncmckgigkbkvogoglblgogo July 31, 2019

Conradical Ginger

it's the thing you say for a person who is a ginger who tells everyone he's straight, but is secretly gay, and has a thing for pre-calc teachers. They usually have the stereotypical conrad personality

I just met the biggest conradical ginger yesterday who wouldn't stop looking at my butt.

by usctrojansrule September 10, 2019

Kevin Conrad

Kevin Conrad is a cutie with a booty. He knows a lot about animals and nature. He is super punny and knows how to work with his hands in and out of the garage. When in a relationship, Kevin Conrads are loyal and respectful. If you happen to find a free range Kevin Conrad, lock him down because he a great husband and a dreamy dad!

“Did you see the ass on that DILF?”

“Damn that must be Kevin Conrad!”

by Honeycrispapple November 23, 2021

Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

Conrad Nguyen

A guy that farted in the toilet while watching hentai.

Conrad Nguyen has been gone for a while in that girl's locker room.

by Conrad Nguyen October 3, 2019

conrad

the definition of mixed signals

adison: “omg he says he wants to chose this girl over me but then comes running back and THEN leaves me on read”
jack: “wow that’s such a conrad thing to do”

by urdaddotcom January 20, 2022

reece conrad

REESE UR THE BEST! I luv YA, UR A LIL PIMP!~*

omg look at the pimp

hes is soo cool

by 8th GRADE GURLS!~* September 6, 2003