The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 10, 2017
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The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.
by Muddcutie February 19, 2022
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The John Cena

The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"
I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"
by Dutch Bologna August 18, 2018
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Jayden Cena

Jayden Cena is one of the greatest Ro Wrestlers you could ever fight, everyone shows respect for this guy, he's paved the way for a lot of other Ro Wrestlers, At The End of the day this man is one of the best ro wrestlers you'll probably meet.
Jayden Cena is one of the best ro wrestlers
by NooberMan535 May 15, 2021
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Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.
Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.
by ShinKC January 31, 2022
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