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caucasian

caucasian people are neanderthals.
by saccharinesmelody June 16, 2022
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coldesac Caucasian

Group of people with white/light skin color, usually of Eastern European descent, or their background looks like it came from an Ancestry commercial. Who are well equipped with Gucci firearms, NODs (night vision) and plenty of ammo to defend said coldesac from foreign and domestic threats.

Not someone to mess with, not your average gun owner. This said person is usually accompanied by others like this person.
Person 1) Yo! Did you meet the new neighbors?
Person 2) No, not yet. Did you?
Person 1) Yeah! Dude has some L3 Harris GPNVG-18 night vision, a decked out HK 416, and I am sure a ton of ammo. Dude is a total coldesac Caucasian. Glad we have more people like him around.

Person 2) holy shit?!? GPNVG-18s?!? No way!! I have to go meet this guy.
by Flo-Ida Mahn69 February 3, 2024
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The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Humble Caucasian Opinion

A phrase popularized/ originating from YouTuber 1090 Jake. It means to have an opinion or share your 2 cents about something.
Person 1: did you hear that Charles got arrested for beating his wife?

Person 2: yeah. In my humble Caucasian opinion, Charles is a piece of shit
by Pimp & b May 17, 2021
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Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.
Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.
by Crankytdog November 16, 2021
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Caucasian Whip

A party game where a group of 15+ men gather around a towel and lather it in their semen. after being lathering their semen into it they all get into in a line taking turns whipping a woman. you get more points the closer you get to her asshole; this is determined by the semen left from the whip.
Yo dude is there going to be Caucasian Whip and your house welcoming party this weekend?
by carbon.if November 15, 2023
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caucasian

Daum,She looks like shes Caucasian.
by OoF.Its_Kay February 8, 2018
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