Cincinnati bagel

A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.

I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.

by Nasty_nati_daddy October 24, 2020

Cincinnati Cock Cleaner

The act of eating your own genital cheese.

Owen: “I really need to give myself a Cincinnati Cock Cleaner”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Cincinnati Beret

The placement of one's testicles on the forehead of one's sexual partner.

"For our third date, she wore a Cincinnati Beret."

by Valerie Hurt December 31, 2008

Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.

My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive

by kungfu44 August 10, 2006

Cincinnati Griffin

When someone sits in an outisde staircase and waits for someone to walk beneath them. They then hang thier ass over the side and shit on them, giving them a cincinnati Griffin

Laura was pissed off after she received a Cincinnati Griffin from Davin, it took her days to forget the smell

by misfit7 May 21, 2010

Cincinnati Bengals

A team that scores 27 points in the first half and then throws 5 interceptions by the end of the third quarter and looses the game by 3 points. Also makes the playoffs and is beat by the Steelers every year in the first round.

God the Cincinnati Bengalsblew another 10 point lead

by JustHangING November 4, 2018

Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.

In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.

by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006