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Brittany Nicole Burton

Beautiful soul and lost without desired purpose or destination
Brittany Nicole burton is going through a tough stage in her life.
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Cliff Burton

The most overrated bass player of all time. He was the second bass player for garage band Metallica founded by a Danish midget and a Drunk. Cliff was basically their father and did everything to guide them as the oldest.

Cliff was the only one in the group who could write harmony and was an invaluable melodic assets on their early albums. And is known for bass solos

However, his actual bass technique is about the equivalent to that aforementioned Danish midget on drums. Extremely sloppy, missing notes and a tone that sounds like a wall of flatulence.

Whilst he was a great and legendary musician overall; compared to someone like Billy Sheehan or most other great bassists. He cannot hold a candle in raw technique as most of the time he has a wall of distortion that covers up his mistakes.
Person 1: “Did you just fart?”

Person 2: “No I’m listening to Cliff Burton’s isolated bass tracks”
by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023
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The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness
I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader
by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020
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Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible
Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said
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Burton

A brewery town in the Staffordshire, England. Boxer Fraser Clarke is a local.
I'm from burton.
Carling is brewed in burton.
by IzzaSparra September 1, 2019
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barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...
Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton
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dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock
Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton
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