Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
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by swap fingers January 07, 2011
When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.
by Blazin Names September 30, 2021
A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.
Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye
by dcook810 April 16, 2020