Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 01, 2023
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Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".
Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!
by LiamAtreides September 05, 2019
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The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.
Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.
by transamguy June 13, 2012
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Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.
That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!
by NurseRatchett February 27, 2021
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Drum and bagpipes

The new hip music, combines drums and bagpipes for an excellent combo. Sometimes played with a lettuce. Currently whats hip in ireland.
Hey have you seen that epic dnb session yesteday at Jay's corner?

NO i listen to drum and bagpipes get with the times looser.
by DnbManForireland March 08, 2012
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the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.
Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!
by Theoriginalbagpipe February 07, 2017
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Mellow BagPipe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.
massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig
by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021
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