a douchebag that talks shit to you on call of duty like a the little pussy pants he is. a Bulgarian twat sniffer normally will talk shit about your mom or christmas.
by drains_859 October 31, 2014
When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.
by Thad-Jarvis March 10, 2010
This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
by EhEsDeEf November 02, 2010
The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.
by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013
by A Burgess January 03, 2013
A usually frowned upon form of sexual intercourse where the penis is inserted into the hole cut into a severe smoker's throat to ease breathing.
by AlexP64 December 08, 2010
by retardsonmeth May 23, 2007