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The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.
Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018
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bob.
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Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.
Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”
by RA9 January 17, 2019
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Bob is a builder. Builder is a Bob. If this angers you, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020
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some sort of creature and there are people that worship this creature called bob

fun fact: bob is lactose intolerant
Person 1: bob
person 2: yes, bob
person 3: confusion
by zekezagoon May 8, 2023
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Jeff:"Hey Bob."
Bob:"Hey aren't our names average but no-one uses e"
Jeff:"That's right never realized."
by \/\/ 0 l= l_l July 1, 2018
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Some generic dude who exists.
by CheetoDog September 24, 2020
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