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Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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artificially black

Artificially Black is when non-black people artificially change their skin tones. Mostly white people commit to this.
“Hey did you see Jessica the other day?”
“No why?”
“She’s Artificially Black now”
Oh shit
by therealblackie June 29, 2021
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artificially hot

1. When a person of average or less than average appearance is treated as if they are hot due to some artificial condition or situation.

2. When something is in high demand due to unusual conditions.
1. She was a five at best, but the bar was a sausage party so she was artificially hot.

2. Although the pay was crappy and the hours sucked, the job was artificially hot because of the poor economy so the smug hiring manager wanted only the most qualified applicants.
by GW2011 December 17, 2011
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Urban Artificiality

Urban artificiality is a concept that refers to the degree to which urban environments are human-made and differ from natural environments. It refers to the extensive human-made elements and structures within urban areas that significantly impact the environment and human experiences. The term encompasses various aspects, including urban heat islands, urban density, technological integrations, urban sprawl, artificial lighting, built environment, social capital, vegetation productivity, and urban extent.
The adverse impacts of urban artificiality on human well-being can be observed in various health and quality of life aspects.
by archz December 21, 2023
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