When sitting on the toliet and the lights go out you have a fear of a alligator swimming through the sewer system into your toliet and shoving its nose into your ass and doing a death spin. Killing you very very slowly as your blood drains out of the massive hole in your ass that the alligator just made.
while taking a shit before football practice someone turned the lights out on joe and before he can yell to turn the lights on his ass hole is killed by the alligator butt fuck
by mcjagger22 November 30, 2010
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by Ranger rotc November 19, 2007
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Recent term used primarily by women who have failed in there lives and are seeking blame of someone other than themselves. Allegations are either exaggerated or entirely abused to ruin careers of exclusively famous men.
Did you here about Louis C. K, there are allegations against him regarding masterbating in front of other women.
Did he ask permission?
Yes.
So the allegations are BS.
True, like most.
Did he ask permission?
Yes.
So the allegations are BS.
True, like most.
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If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.
by Rewot Krad November 7, 2008
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This can also be used when you and your best friend do something completely random, decide that it makes no sense, and vow to never speak of it again.
Originally found in the Nostalgia Critic/Nostalgia Chick review of "FernGully 2," some of these moments are:
-The Pink Elephants from "Dumbo."
-The song at the very end of "All Dogs Go To Heaven."
-The tunnel scene from the Gene Wilder version of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
This can also be used when you and your best friend do something completely random, decide that it makes no sense, and vow to never speak of it again.
Originally found in the Nostalgia Critic/Nostalgia Chick review of "FernGully 2," some of these moments are:
-The Pink Elephants from "Dumbo."
-The song at the very end of "All Dogs Go To Heaven."
-The tunnel scene from the Gene Wilder version of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
Kate: So, how was the play last night?
Peter: It was okay. Herp Derp.
(Then the two just start derping for a while.)
Kate: Well, that was quite a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Let us never speak of this randomness again.
Peter: Agreed.
Peter: It was okay. Herp Derp.
(Then the two just start derping for a while.)
Kate: Well, that was quite a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Let us never speak of this randomness again.
Peter: Agreed.
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by Van Wampler February 4, 2009
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