Bob

The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.

Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."

by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018

Bob

Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.

“ Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”

by RA9 January 17, 2019

BOB

Battery Operated Boyfriend

"I got lonely, so I used my BOB."

by CAN I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH May 31, 2018

Bob

A loud noise. Like a thud but more Bobby

Did something explode? I just heard a large bob.

by Manic Mongoose September 2, 2018

Bob

Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old

Bob: Did you see the funny new M'name Jeff maymay.
Dave: Piss off

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Bob

He is the most powerful being in the universe. 10% of his power can destroy the earth. He is the best god bridger known to mankind. He has over 200k subscribers on YouTube. (You should sub to him) 0.0000001% of his power can destroy the best of Minecraft players. He also is the best editor know to man. His power comes from abacatos from mexico. Bob is also the god of all penguins. His accomplishments include; hitting 1 trillion cps (clicks per second) becoming the best penguin, becoming famous on YouTube and acquiring youtube rank, which he can proudly abuse. To sum everything up, he is a god.

Bob is a god at Minecraft. Bob is a penguin.

by Arthurppi2 June 26, 2021

Bob

bob the builder,
can we fix it?
bob the bulider
Yes we can!

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew

Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud

Playing together like good friends should

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can!

Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Can we build it? Yeah!
Can we fix it? Yeah!

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can! (Yeah!)

Omg did you see bob the builder on TV last night?

by Big boi bob January 31, 2019