October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

October 26

The day to kiss your partner, and spend a day with them :)

Bob: do you know what day it is today?
Bella: Yeah it’s October 26?
Bob: we get to spend the day together :)

by Elxie88 November 1, 2021

October 26

On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole

October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!

by yourmomisgayxx2 October 19, 2021

October 26

International french kiss your crush day

A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??

A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?

by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022

October 26

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

by drink bleach cunt April 3, 2022