October 26

On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole

October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!

by yourmomisgayxx2 October 19, 2021

October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 26

No boys day you cannot simp for no boy it’s a day for girls to focus on themselves

Don’t Simp on october 26

by pincheBitch October 23, 2020

October 26

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

by drink bleach cunt April 3, 2022