i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

by JayyJai February 17, 2014

do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

by sclairel January 22, 2018

I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008

What up, my home slice o ham?!?!

A phrase usually used in middle schools.

A fresh new way to say, "What up?"

So tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends!

Dude 1: "What up, my home slice o ham?!?!"

Dude 2: "Nothin much, you?"

by bob tortellini January 27, 2008

wahts crackin' up en da hizza, my nizzle

BLACK-(just what it means)
WHITE-(Hello, how are things in the town, my african american friend)

u really need a definition?

by motherfuckin nigga, fosho March 27, 2003

My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

I know this place like I know my baguette

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.

-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.

by ElendV February 17, 2018