The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023

Mans

Mans is a adjective used to describe something or someone bad. It can also be used in easy mans which means easy peasy. And it can be used instead of shit or fuck.

I play Soccer because hockey is mans!

Do you think you can beat him? Easy mans!

I got a F! Mans!

by Unknown69999999 March 16, 2019

company man

a man or woman who often have the skills to persuade others thru the use of manipulative tactics. These individuals are pathological liars and psychopaths. They will try to charm you with helping you at first, but do not let these individuals fool you, it is not genuine, its a manipulation tactic of a narcissist. It is a game they play in hopes to persuade you to be on their side. Deep down this individual is troubled, they will often try to mimic the people who shines above them. And if that fails they will try anything to sabotage their reputation. Often they will live a miserable life, not spending time with their families, having resentment issues, and when they go, no one really cares.

I just worked with a company man last night, let me tell you, I will work harder to finish the job than work with this tool.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 25, 2022

bacteria man

A rare insult used by kids these days, especially for Travis Scott.

-Who is that?
-That is bacteria man, mom

by Lincoln Ler May 27, 2023

super stan the fairy man

fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage

oh im super stan the fairy man and i should be killed

by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

by GotBUSH November 21, 2016

Man of Honour

Man of Honour: a mafioso, a "made man" in one of the Italian-origin crime families. So-called because one upon a time they considered their 'profession' to be an honourable one, providing service to their communities in exchange for 'Pizzo', protection money. As they now mostly scam and squeeze people, it's become a dark joke.

Paulie: "That rat bastard Marco still owes me $200! I'll fuckin kill him!"
Joey: "hey hey hey, forgettaboutit! Marco's a Man of Honour} now, cross him and you'll be sleeping with the fishes"

by ComradeTim December 2, 2019