jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.

One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?

by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023

Window Licker

I person who licks a window on a handicapped bus (used as a insult).

Kent you’re a fucking window licker

by MyGuy72 December 12, 2017

Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.

Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.

by leo_sk October 12, 2023

Windows 11 Slander

Roasting Microsoft’s newest OS nonstop with memes, TikToks, or long video essays just to get clout. It usually means zeroing in on every tiny UI inconsistency or odd design choice and treating it like a personal declaration of war against users. Unfortunately, it’s only gotten worse since Microsoft added AI features.

User A: "I just spent three hours registry hacking my PC just to move the taskbar to the top of the screen."

User B: "Can you just chill out with the Windows 11 slander, bro? It’s been three years. Just use the search bar."

by ReianaSmiley December 23, 2025

I see a window of opportunity

That may be so, but is said window actually **open** for you to "acceptably" pass through it, or do you hafta BREAK THE GLASS to get in? Figurative speech, of course --- what it means, obviously, is that not every opportunity you may encounter was meant to be taken, ya know --- just because you CAN do something self-enriching doesn't mean that you SHOULD... for example, if someone has accidentally revealed a "privileged" tidbit of information, that is **not** implied or actual permission for you to utilize said info for your own benefit! Or maybe someone did indeed unknowingly leave something of value just lying around, but that doesn't give you the right to simply take it! Before you just "go grabbing" in cases like this, pause a moment to run the idea though your "Golden Rule analyzer" --- in other words, consider if this would really be fair to everyone involved, especially if you have no quarrel or resentment against said careless person, and therefore you would not be inclined to perform vengeful actions against him! And ask yourself what YOU would want done in an instance like this if YOU had been the one who had inadvertently exposed himself to possible loss or humiliation like this... would you want someone else to just gleefully avail himself of said "blood-opportunity", or would you strongly prefer an observer to just promptly inform you of your error so that you could hastily correct it???

Some repairmen had unwittingly neglected to observe a loose door-latch on a side-entrance to a public-assembly building that I had always enjoyed visiting, and so my initial knee-jerk reaction was to think, "I see a window of opportunity!" in that this unsecured door meant that I could secretly access said meeting-house whenever I wished, even when it was locked up. But then I remembered how kind and generous and accommodating the officials of said establishment had always been to me, and so I forlornly forfeited said "wonderful option" and "did the right thing" instead --- I immediately speed-waked downtown and informed one of the community's seniors about the defective lock. He was extremely grateful to me, warmly praised me for my conscientiousness, and even graciously gave me one-time permission to utilize said unsecured door to slip back inside the now-closed building and finish making a movie ("You may even turn some lights back on to brighten up the room enough for your camera!") of the hall's delightful interior furnishings, even though it was technically "after hours" and so nobody else was there.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Windows

Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.

MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.

by Windows98 September 14, 2012