getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.
e-shanked>pwned>owned
e-shanked>pwned>owned
by karl g January 8, 2008
Get the e-shankedmug. 
Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023
Get the e-sirenmug. 
The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.
"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
by Imadouche October 21, 2009
Get the E-witmug. To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.
"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."
by Anonymooski September 19, 2009
Get the e-shamemug. "Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021
Get the e bottommug.