by SmellHell March 18, 2015
This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.
1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me
Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!
2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!
Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!
2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 21, 2021
A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
by ThomasJohn June 12, 2012
by Ritacca March 08, 2023
A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 21, 2022
The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024