When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022
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Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.
Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
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A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
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You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
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Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
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