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Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs
"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
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double retarded

''man you're double retarded lol''
by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018
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The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
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Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions
by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011
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Retard Tinglies

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.
I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!
by dc1234567 July 26, 2011
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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011
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Fuckin' Retard

Wow Niks is such a fuckin' retard
by Bruh300000 April 1, 2020
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