Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
by Jdork January 25, 2022
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irish feet

Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.
Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
by Aaron the ass eater February 25, 2016
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irish suncream

a pub
Paddy; I'm starting to burn a bit under is blazing November sun. Best we protect ourselves with some Irish Suncream.

Goes to nearby pub
by who!!! November 03, 2017
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irish lolipop

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.
Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.
by Quirk37 February 02, 2011
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Irish Artist

An Irish artist is a kind and patient boi that accepts all life including raccoons and incorporates such things in their work, great people if you ask me
by Irishboi123 October 12, 2019
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Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.
"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"
by SamJay93 May 24, 2022
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irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms
Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?
by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021
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