facebook impression

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!

Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.

by Fredrickss January 18, 2010

Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline

-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall

by REDHANDED September 18, 2010

facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.

Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"

by zyrone March 1, 2009

facebook skank

Someone with an incredible amount of friends, predominantly members of the opposite sex.

I just noticed Ashley has 2500 friends and 90% of them are guys, what a facebook skank!

by Vijay Love September 5, 2011

Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.

'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.

by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011

facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.

Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!

by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011

Facebook Proud

Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.

My honey cleaned up the apartment so well today! He made me Facebook Proud!

by JanieE408 May 3, 2014