Depressed

Only pussies get depression.
If you are depressed you are one big pussy.
Panda: Hi dude, are you alright?
Hanae: No, I'm depressed.
Panda: HAHA pussy.
by hampythehamster July 24, 2018
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Depression

An illness that effects many teenagers but is deemed fake by most parents and don't see how much mental health matters since "back in the day" they always sucked it up
kid: idk lately i've been feeling really sad and have been experiencing depression lately mom can I go to therapy
mom: what? no your fine stop faking everything i don't wanna waste money on pointless stuff
by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022
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postreadum depression

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!
1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better
by the_laziest_bone January 25, 2017
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depression

Depression. Possibly the worst feeling ever. Above you, there is a cloud full of rain. You are isolated from everyone else. You feel as if there is something going on that everyone except you are part of. Depression is something that messes you up, it takes full control of you and you have to deal with it. It is the feeling of sadness, neglection, and rejection. It will cause you to do crazy things, like cutting yourself. It will make you feel numb. It is a scary place that no one should be able to go to. Depression feels like you are on a staircase about to go up and are so confused. There are different pathways everywhere, and you are lost. You are forever trapped in the never-ending staircase. Depression is something that should not exist, but unfortunately, it does. You feel as if no one knows what you are going through.
there is no need for a sentence for the word depression.
by rip vine May 18, 2018
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End of the School Year Depression is that time around the end of May and until the last day of school. It’s a terrible feeling because you know you hate school, but you are used to seeing the same people everyday, every class has a different personality and you feel like you will miss that class because you may not have anyone in it next year. It’s worse if you have a crush. You don’t know if you have any classes with them and it sucks. But, the good news is, it goes away really fast.
I’m gonna miss the people in my class. I’m suffering from End of the School Year Depression.
by Troublepaws May 9, 2019
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Fillie Depression

Getting sad seeing Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard’s pictures
I’m on a Fillie Depression, I can’t help it
by fillie.aep August 31, 2018
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Depression

I got the crippling depression. I sit in my room most days feeling like nothing with no motivation to do anything. Things I used to love don’t make me happy anymore. I feel useless and stupid and I don’t deserve to live. I see people out the window and cry sometimes because they look like they’re having fun and I’m not. All I want to do is sleep and cry.
Aka big sad
I have crippling depression-idubbbz
by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020
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