Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
by FiendishT August 21, 2009
Get the second-slicingmug. by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019
Get the I haven't talked to her in like 30 secondsmug. Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.
by protectmeaura August 23, 2019
Get the sloppy secondsmug. Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.
"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."
by biscuits4life April 10, 2024
Get the Second date dancemug. the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second
You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
Get the the 5 second rulemug. Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.
Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”
Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”
Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”
by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025
Get the Second Lead Syndromemug.