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Youtube is a place where you can watch people that you like to watch. if ou have never heard of youtube stop get some help.
Jack: Hey what are you watching?
Nick: I am watching Minecraft
Jack: what are you watching it on?
Nick: on Youtube duh
Jack: oh my gosh I need to get Youtube
by Owls121609 December 8, 2020
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YouTube

an absolute hellhole of a website, you can find literally anything there.
"i found this on youtube"
by spritetasteslikewater August 21, 2023
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youtube rank

orange letters that give you lots of views on youtube
Did you put youtube rank into your title?
by minemanez November 24, 2017
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A FAN OF YOUTUBE

A boomer obsessed with YouTube. Claims to hate the platform, yet he refuses to log off. May drink coffee all day while he monitors the comments for trolls. Loves nothing more than making video responses just to gain attention. He is obsessed and jealous of YouTubers half his age. He’s a complete asshole but doesn’t understand that his own behavior is the reason no one likes him.

Would be suffering from Internet Addiction Disorder.

Disclaimer: This is most definitely not about the nobody YouTuber called A Fan Of YouTube.
Stephen thinks reading wrestling dirt sheets will make him a big YouTuber. Contrary to his username, Stephen is actually a massive fan of the YouTube platform. He is a 50 year old man whose lifelong ambition is to steal the viewers of a popular youtuber. For example— his hatred/obsession for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy.
Stephen is jealous of Sean’s success, and he doesn’t do a good job at hiding it. He is obsessed with YouTube and its content creators, and this is what makes him a fan of YouTube.
by JakeHusdon March 10, 2022
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YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010
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Youtube Poop

Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is. (Youtube Poop's Slogan)
Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is.
by HighClassChampion March 3, 2022
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YouTube

A place for people to share engaging and entertaining content mixed in with a cesspool of garbage (primarily children's Nursery rhymes, DO NOT CALL STEVE MINECRAFT AT 3:00 AM SCARY CHALLENGE GONE WRONG 2017, How to get FREE fortnite VBUCKS just give parents credit card info, and other things like that). If you happen to be a mega corporation, expect to be protected from all sorts of criticism and to be able to financially ruin any small creator for showing two fucking seconds of footage you technically own but not really. Don't worry; they can't do jack shit about it. Youtube is also known for their piece of shit business practices such as removing dislikes to shield corporations from criticism and censoring anything to get precious money from daddy China.
Did you hear that YouTube removed dislikes?

Yeah, they want to protect small crea-

You're fucking dead to me, Phil.
by Frenchbread_2727 July 20, 2022
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