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Gig queef

A gig queef is that puff of hot, moist air that escapes a crowd at gigs.
"Did you feel that gig queef? It hit me right in the face! 😖"
by Vanityvmodel May 13, 2016
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queef

verb (informal)
A beef between two or more lesbians
I overheard Liza and Raine having queef and was slightly intrigued
by RyanManmadhan27 February 10, 2022
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Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle
No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle
by skylerdeleon19@gmail.com April 18, 2018
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Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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Queef

Air that comes out of a pussy similar to a fart. Commonly caused by sexual activity or any type of insertion.
Yesterday, i had a violent, tight, and ronchy queef.
by CheeseSack March 13, 2022
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queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023
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queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"
"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"
by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020
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