Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.

under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "

by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021

Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.

Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."

by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015

Whipped queef

Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.

Then I whipped queefed all over his face.

by Wooly1818 February 20, 2017

Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.

Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!

by schweddy balls April 10, 2020

Queef bag

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.

My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom

by Pauseacorn July 12, 2017

Queef

pussy fart

That streamer queefed on stream

by NotchieBoy July 1, 2021

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011