National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

Fortnite player

A twelve year old child who thinks they are good because they beat ninja in a virtual game.

Wow look at oddsteroddi, he is such a king, what an epic fortnite player

by Tim Birchby August 2, 2020

PUBG player

Kind of a graphic tryhard.

££: Hey why do you think Fortnite is bad?
÷÷: Ugh... it is so unrealistic...

££: Its overrating is kind of annoying but come on I'm not willing to take a NASA supercomputer to run PUBG...

÷÷: Your computer sucks then,
££: A game doesn't have to realistic to be good I don't understand a PUBG player

by ok.ok.ok.no.no__ok.ok November 5, 2018

Age player

a person who likes to role-play as someone older or younger, most commonly used in sexual role play, not to be confused with age regression

hongjoong: hey, isn't Emily an age player

Mingi: I think she is, fix on

by niku is smart af August 13, 2025

System Player

Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.

“Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”

“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”

“That’s a great idea.”

by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025

Emotion Player

A person who uses the emotions or feelings against them to get what they want.

You are an emotion player.

by D378u July 22, 2018

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023