smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.

Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.

by Xtuomox August 24, 2019

fantastic smash

see "awesome sause"

Person 1: Hey, I found your G6 keys you were looking for.

Person 2: FANTASTIC SMASH!

by doughnut1986 November 19, 2010

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib

It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024

Smash Can

a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed

Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.

by carrcat January 28, 2017