(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

Wanna know my fukin name?

What you say to somebody when they rudely ask who you are. If they're gonna a bitch about it, then be one back.

Some ghetto chick: Who da Hell are you!?
Me: Wanna know my fukin name, bitch?

by Weak Ass Bitches December 1, 2004

i know obamas last name

listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
AHHHHHH
sbs

i know obamas last name
no you dont

yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said

huh?
DIE
AHHH

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020

in the name of the moon i'll punish you

some thing a weeb would yell when triggered

person: "anime is dumb" weeb: "In ThE nAmE oF THe MOOn I'll PunisH YoU!"

by GarrettIsTrash March 1, 2019

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011

Why is my name in your mouth?

This is what you say when you hear someone talking some mad smack about you behind your back. This term can also be used as a back and fourth joke between friends in the hallways when you see them.

Cassco: Hey kyraz why is my name in your mouth??
Kyraz : yours isn’t but your moms is!
Eddie: BURNNNNN!
Cassco: Shut up Eddie you are irrelevant.
Eddie: ok but why is my name in your mouth?!
*kyraz and Eddie go to the chapel*

by Badboyyeet June 5, 2019

WADDELL GIRL NAMED AMY D

A loose skanky whore that has lips that drip honey and one who likes to cheat on her boyfriend while she is pregnant. Loves getting double fisted and likes any type of produce from a nearbye Safeway jammed up her loose smelly cunt. Also, will go out and get an abortion because she will need to focus on paying her $99 dollar per month used car note.

My buddy and I where jamming a watermelon sized cucumber up this Waddell girl named Amy D. When we pulled out the produce, it was half eaten from the baby inside of her. So then we took turns screwing her and left our used condons inside this stupid bitch. Also known as pulling a donnelly.

by Ray barnett November 21, 2006