The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019
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Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
by redmiked October 26, 2024
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Irish Chaser

-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
by Madmandon May 09, 2019
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irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES
by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023
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irish dip

When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door
by 1916dog November 01, 2021
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Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"
by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021
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Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.
Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.
by krazykaptain September 09, 2014
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