One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 09, 2018
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California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.
He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
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California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 23, 2025
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California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death
It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.
by Kingheroin May 07, 2019
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California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch
by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019
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California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?
by ChinkBob August 23, 2019
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California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.
Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips
by Kademus February 10, 2015
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