What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner
“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”
by Lord Karma May 04, 2024
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Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 02, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
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Matt first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.
by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018
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