Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

Ay! Man

It’s how to get your friend (Ayman’s) attention.
(Even though he’s a piece of crap sometimes)

Friend 1: (points ahead) look who’s here
Friend 2: oh hey, Ay! Man!

by Iambread12345678910 June 1, 2023

Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

fat man

it’s a horrible movie that you should never watch

very confusing and racist fat man was very rude to Mr. clause

by fluffyboi7383647 January 1, 2021

Ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018

pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.

Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.

by pinky1 February 25, 2008

Motion Man

The one and only motion. He is so bad ass and the ring doorbell detects hella motion. Motion Man has unlimited aura and ferda. He rubs his clit in a circular MOTION. But… he might take ur bitch. fuck yeah BLM and bubble!!

omg motion man took my bitch

by clit rubber3000 April 2, 2025