Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.

I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!

by backotruck January 6, 2012

Dirty Marc Sanchez

Picking your nose and wiping it on someone else

Gross! He just Dirty Marc Sanchez that guy right on his brand new jacket!

by Bob The Builder1345467 January 24, 2011

dirty six string

When after performing oral sex you have at least 6 pubic hairs stuck in your teeth.

I came up for a breather playing a tune on a dirty six string

by BoBoDred May 29, 2019

dirty dick nick

A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did

"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 24, 2023

Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 29, 2023

Dirty Joe Finn

When someone speaks french whilst performing oral and then shoves a baguette so far up your ass you get a yeast infection, all the while he snogs you, speaks french and uses croissants as a gag

Me: my boyfriend gave a dirty Joe Finn
Emily:I wish my boyfriend did it to me
Me:you don’t have a boyfriend

by No1_dick_sucker May 19, 2022

Dirty G-train

A mystical man, who is relentless in his pursuit to fingerbash as many chicks as he can. Certain females are constantly fighting over tickets to the G-Train. Once the G-train l is knuckle deep and motorboating the shit out of them, that’s what we call a “Dirty G-train”.

“Oh wow look at me, I’ve got big tits and a gashing vagina, all I want is a ticket to score myself a Dirty G-Train”

by Vas Ytrid April 2, 2020