I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

by eat my ass u bitch ass suck December 13, 2017

Fuck me daddy until my face falls off

A term used during sex when the woman is telling the daddy to push harder

When Alex was fucking your mom, she kept saying "fuck me daddy until my face falls off" so Alex would push harder during their sex.

by DaddynamedAlex October 12, 2016

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 19, 2007

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

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by bwufgweutgiehrfyhw8eyrhy8q3HEH May 27, 2022

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard!

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

by Digooo February 12, 2005