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University of Toronto 

see., awesome

U of T is a huge research university in downtown Toronto. The student population is diverse and pretty smart. What I mean by that is that there are a lot of asians.

When students are asked what university they go to, some just say 'I got to school in Toronto'. That's because it's the only university in Toronto that actually matters. I'd list the other schools, but I forgot them.

This way of answering 'where do you go university' with a city name should not be confused with the reason why McGill students answer with 'Montreal'. McGill students tell people they went to school in Montreal because they are too embarrassed to admit they actually went to McGill.
I go to the University of Toronto because McGill girls are ugly and they smoke crack at York.

University of Georgia

A Public Ivy located in Athens, GA (the greatest college town in America). A place where beautiful females and classy males combine to form a sexual experience unlinke any other. With an athletic program that outpaces any other university in profitability, UGA has dominated in most, if not all forms NCAA sports. With superior academics, a dominant athleitics department, and the best fan base in the nation, UGA is one of the best universities in the country.
Dude, I got accepted to Florida, Georgia Tech, Tennesee and Auburn, but I don't want to get ass-raped so I think I'll just go to the University of Georgia.
University of Georgia by godawgs69 October 17, 2009

Arcadia University 

Arcadia Univeristy is a college that is located in Glenside, PA 19038. It is a relatively small college with classes that are the size of a High School. It specializes in sutdy abroad, and has a high percentage of women and people who are gay. They can also claim a percentage of students from several different countries, and most students study abroad by the time they graduate because for many majors it is a requirment. It cost like 37,000 (07/08) to live on campus and attend. They have a freshman spring preview, where some of the freshmand class can go to spain, london, scottland, or italy for spring break for something like 700$. It is located relatively close to Phili, and the majority of the population is from PA and leaves for the weekend. It is a good campus for students that like small classes (there are freshman classes that have been like 8 students big though the average is like 20-25). It used to be Beaver College and be an all girls school several years ago. Its name was changed when the college attained University status.
Arcadia.edu
Person one: hey have you heard of Arcadia University?
Person two: no where is that?
Person one: Its in Glenside,Pa like near Phili.
Person two: oh that is the old Beaver College

Liberty University

an evangelical indoctrination of a "college" founded by jerry Falwell to raise the next generation of mindless religious right neocons.
guy one: dude i hear girls arent allowed in guys dorms at liberty university.

guy two: sweet, hopefully that means they wont breed.

Northeastern University 

One of the most prestigious universities in the U.S. that gives students a "work" oriented education before graduating. Students end up being fucking rich and super hard working. Women come to them automatically once they graduate.
Man this guy fucks a lot of girls.
AHHHH he must be from Northeastern University!

I would've killed to go to Northeastern, my friend Mr. Workaholic is has a job at Goldman and can fuck any kind of women he wants.

boston university

gucci. tweed. diamonds. designer halloween costumes. designer sweatpants. designer camel toes.
I wasn't aware sweatpants that tight existed. I salute you, dolce & gabbana.

University of Texas 

The best damn college in the state of Texas, and one of the Top public schools in the united states. Outstanding athletics, genius students.... what's not to like?!??!
The eyes of texas are upon you when you come to the University of Texas.
University of Texas by Matt432423 November 3, 2006