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Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
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heartcore porn

A genre of porn that is hardcore (showing penetration etc.), but has a passionate and sensual ambiance.
Another name for sensual, "couples friendly" porn is heartcore porn.

The only porn my girlfriend lets me watch is heartcore.
by Sam Lenghorne Clemens August 25, 2015
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porn-skip

The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.
I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.
by TheFooz February 28, 2017
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Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later
"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"
by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020
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Foreplay Porn

The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.
"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "
by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020
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Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.
Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!
by Runitdude September 3, 2019
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Virtue Porn

The act of intentionally expressing wokeness in the hopes of attracting collective attention from others like minded to support ones argument, thus promoting a climaxing feeling of achievement upon oneself.
Example 1: That SJW said I was racist because I said COVID-19 may have originated from China. He just wants to get on his high horse to score some virtue porn.

Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.
by vashdao June 2, 2021
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