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internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 23, 2011
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internet limbo

when you are on a network and you are not online

you are in between, like limbo.
guy 1: man, i was at mcdonalds and it wanted to charge me for wi-fi, and thats bs so i was in internet limbo.

guy 2: f mickey d's for that.
by boaty July 12, 2009
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Internet Explorer

A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)
Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?

...(still loading)
by Candice is a simp August 28, 2020
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Internet Billboard

A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.
“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”

“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”
by W R Butternutt December 20, 2010
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Internet Knuckles

The process of giving a knuckle-bump over the internet.
Kid watching Youtube video of a kid doing a cool stunt: Dude that's fucking awesome! This kid gets some Internet Knuckles.
by Bubbles_the_Juggles August 4, 2010
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Internet troll

They are users on the internet (often found on youtube) that like to seek attention by starting arguments with other users. They also like to belittle you just because you commented something. They would also try to get you to react to them so that they can turn a lot of users against you or get users to attack you.

Here is an example:

User: I personally believe that minecraft is better than fortnite.

internet troll: Wow, you type like a 2 year old and your a baby because you like Minecraft better.

user: Stop talking trash because your typing is worst.

---internet troll edits comment---

other user: +user just shut up already and you cant tell people that their typing is worst.
This guy is totally an internet troll, he started a bunch of crap with me because i said that Minecraft was better.
by Hyp-Word-Generator December 19, 2018
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Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer
"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."
by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016
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