Fap cats

Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off

Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?

by FappMcGee May 5, 2010

A bag of cats

The noise two women make when they argue/engrossed in an enthusiast conversation.

Shut up the pair of you, you're like a bag of cats

by pougle October 5, 2006

Cat In The Hat

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009

Cat Boy

An effeminate man of the slender hipped variety. Not necessarily gay, but certainly could be mistaken as being so. Often found working within in the PR industry

Where's that mincing cat boy gone? Off to meet that Bread boy again no doubt?

by Noun Enttity January 9, 2009

Cat Fucker

Any person who fucks felines for fun.

That guy over there in the corner eating his hoagie is a cat fucker.

by RickyPacific July 14, 2006

stoner cat

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009