monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy August 13, 2015

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 May 18, 2009

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 16, 2015

Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)

Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

[gizz monkey]

A young male flatmate who acts cooler than he is.

The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even though he went to bed at 8.30.

by Spannii January 17, 2009

Monkey Act

1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.

Did you see that monkey act at the bar. That dude was so wasted.

by AoY2006 October 23, 2009

drill monkey

drill monkey is god

i pray to drill monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 05, 2021