Techno Dance Party

Techno Dance Party (or TDP) was coined by the coolest soccer team ever known to man kind. TDP's originally consisted of jamming to techno on the school buses after games, terrifying motorists in the process. This then leaked to outsiders. Shirts are optional during TDP's.

Dude 1 "Hey Broski I got some new Basshunter"
Dude 2 "Techno Dance Party?"

by stud21123456234 December 21, 2009

techno

There is one point that needs to be clarified and that is the stupid statments by some more ignorant people claiming techno is written by computers. This is as foolish as claiming a book is written by a pen or a song by the guitar itself. The computer (or drum machines/synths/samplers) is a tool used to compose techno music. and the creation of good techno requires a different skill set to conventional music and often classicly trained musicians who attempt to create techno fail. It is about the intricate layering of sounds, melodys , and rythmical elements . the creator is essential composing and conducting a peice of music that a virtual ochestra will play.the proccess is in a way similar to the way classical music is created where the credit lies prodomently with the composer not the people who actually play the music. would you say mosart knows nothing about music because he is merley putting pen to paper?

(please note i am not comparing classical music to techno just illustrating a point that both forms of music are created offline and rely on repeating structures that are created by thinking and editing rather than physically playing the music)

That techno record has 53 tracks going at the same time - it took me 3 weeks to arrange

by techno lover January 14, 2007

Techno-Raccoon

A deviantart ex member, famous for pointing out flaws of about everyone he met on the site forums. Any slightful disrespect to his work and you're blocked or beaten to death in real life by his own army of fans aka ass-lickers. He was banned from Deviantart for putting a chain of offencive threads covering wide range of people's imperfections like being obese or being of short height. What is more, the reason of such behaviour according to his version was "willing to help". Although he claims that his account was hacked and someone used his identity not many people believe him since he is extremely vain in real life.

Techno-Raccoon has his own art line called "Neoneelart" which is nothing but a bunch of cartoons referenced from ugly russian and ukrainian goth girls who claim to be models.

Techno-Raccoon *original thread* : I'm just curious whats its like to be fat? Because I'm not fat and I'm curious is there anything special? how you walk? how come you don't fall when you walk cause your walk is actually similar to the penguin walk.It's like you go moving legs there and here.Also... Sausageeeeeees. If I put bondage over your body it'll look like sausageeeeeees
...GEeeeeeez. Go to gym, how can you live like that!?
What is more is that I'm willing to help yeah really, not to ofence anyone but unless someone has kidney/ digestion problems being fat just from eating much - those people are like pillows for beating. You beat them in fat and your arm stays there! EEEEEEEEW groooss ! yucky-yucky-yucky. So plz stop eating junk food or die before reaching 60 from stroke or heart attack or whatever when there is so much fat that your heart pumps fat instead of blood. Again I'm not even offencing anyone! I'm willing to help by showing what perspectives your future might have if you don't exercise 5-10 minutes before taking meal.
some people suffer from not seeing their dick when they lower their heads - they see that big fat ugly belly instead! isn't this a good motivation for them to go do ab exercises?

by Andri110510 April 27, 2010

technical virgin

A technical virgin is a girl who has been fucked up her ass, but not in her poon-tang, leaving them technically a virgin still.

Billy really wants to have sex with me, but I want to stay a virgin until Im married. Losing your virginity before then is against my religion, so Ill let him fuck me in the ass and Ill still be a technical virgin. Its what I always do.

by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

sweat the technique

hating on someone cause they do something better then you

Don't sweat the technique. yom sayin?

by mark ca April 25, 2006

techies

Short for technicians. The people that make your shows happen. Often seen backstage, on the grid and any other dark space. Has a wide range of skills, knows how to fix anything with a role of duct tape. Rather sexual, doesn't need an excuse to feel you up. Always there for eachother. Strage obssessions with glowtape. Doesn't know what to do with self when tech is cancled. Basicly lives in the theater. Shows would be nothing without them. GO, techies, GO!

Those techies are strage creatures, I think one just tried to feel me up.

by sheepling January 13, 2005

Technician

Technician:

Tech N9ne himself said "Juggalos Kotton Mouth Kings and Queens Gangbangers Metal Heads the College Kids and everything in between they love when Tech spittin know hes the best rippin blessed this one when all of these titles can = Technician!!"

Crowd of people,

"Together we are, a powerfull force,
as one mind body and soul!
Let no evil enter nor attempt to reduce us because of the beliefs we hold!
And with this love combinded with our strengths we ward off pain and stress!
Technician I am, whole heartedly. In life and in death"

Joe "WTF was that"
Sam "That was just the Technicians saying their pledge"
Joe "Are they about to go do something crazy?"
Sam "No, they are about the only people left on earth doing anything sane" "It might be a little dark and dirty where they are going though. Good luck to them"

by Technician67 November 18, 2011