Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 06, 2020

Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

by Nasty Dave May 09, 2019

Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

Al’s Caesar Salad

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

by UselessPlug March 31, 2020

Peanut butter salad

When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).

Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.

oh boy billy I love it when you eat my peanut butter salad.

by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017

Tossing Fruit salad

One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.

Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.

by Kjahnke812 January 14, 2017