mop top salad

A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.

-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl

by PullOverSir March 20, 2020

Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

Toss your salad

Oral sex of the anus

I'll toss your salad when i eat your taco.

by mirddes July 23, 2022

Tossin' Satan's Salad

Another way to let people know you're smokin' the Devil's Lettuce/Marijuana.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "Probably just going to order pizza and hit the bong and get to tossin' Satan's salad"

by ShittanyBitter November 26, 2019

Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Al’s Caesar Salad

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

by UselessPlug March 30, 2020

Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019